Saturday Sports Thoughts on Sunday

I wanted to put some feedback out there on some of the things that have been going on in sports, but haven't really had a chance to due to a badass weekend. Anywho:

-The NFL Draft's first and second rounds were yesterday. The Bucs only had one pick and that was quarterback Josh Freeman from Kansas State. You know, I don't mind addressing a need at quarterback (because they have one), but why say you were happy with Luke McCown, and whatever other scrub was with the franchise and earlier this week sign Byron Leftwich? I just don't understand why you spend the pick on a quarterback when there's more pressing needs on defense. Like at linebacker and defensive tackle. And not only did they spend the pick on a quarterback (and one that is supposedly "developmental"), but they traded their sixth round pick just to move up two spots. And they jumped Denver to do it too, who I'm almost sure wasn't going to draft him considering they needed defense like a motherfucker (and drafted Knowshon Moreno with the 12th pick in the draft). I might look back on this and say "oh, well Josh Freeman is the quarterback on the future" but when the defense is so old and can't contain shit, I'm not quite sure Josh Freeman's arm is going to come to the rescue. And the Jet's trading the Browns trash (first round, second round picks and three garbage players) to get Mark "The Dirty" Sanchez. Jet fan kills me. They blow the draft out of proportion and truly believe that Mark Sanchez is the answer to all of their quarterbacking problems. The games were Sanchez' met adversity in his short run as a starting quarterback at USC, he was awful. Just imagine how bad he's going to be against better competition and more adversity? Dude has as much chance seeing the field as science has correcting Stuart Scott's lazy eye.

-These new Gatorade Tiger commercials officially annoy me. I like Tiger, but it seems like the media makes me want to love him but just push me in the other direction. Just watch this trash:



What's up with the creepy animals? Review the cast:

Scott Van Pelt as "Bald Stalking Gopher"
Mike Tirico as "Cliche' advice giving old Owl"
Kelly Tilghman as "Attractive Blonde Squirrel"

And the problem is, these people slurp Tiger in real life. So perhaps these depictions were supposed to represent real life? And here are some more questions... why are they the only ones watching baby Tiger play golf alone in the forest? And Steve Williams as a giant rat? This commercial confuses me.

-Celtics/Bulls series has been flat up ridiculous. I've been loving the Playoffs so far... now if the Magic would quit blowing games like assclowns and beat the 'Sixers tonight.

Anyways, that's all I got. I got serious blog coming later in the day.

Tade nit intoci cated

TIts nice to comce back home t o someone elses housex after a long night off drinkin at club s out of town. Im ovash at some girtls house I met abotu 4 horus ago be cause she was dtoo durnk to dirve home.

but the seceret is... shhhhhhhhhhh so am iQ! tdont tell the cops though. tehy are are bunch fo assholes theopse dudes. I mean honestley, cant a guy enjyo a bottle of win e on the car ride home in the back of the car. Ido nt drivk and drive. thats stupid stuff. Im confessing right now, red wine is teh sheeeeeeeeeit. I wopuld dirn k this stuff more often if its werent's so bad and messed up my sentences. GOd I lover cutting loose. not hign like spakring som ee electricy dnacing with tother peopel. IT's like creating ophysical chemeistry bu t with clothes on. NOthing matters whsats going on around you justr as long sas you got your hips lockedd rigthgt?

That's how I think anyuwas. What a fucking awesomr night. Just eabout having fun with new peoeple. Anywas i should get soem sleep, this cichk is pestering me that she eneeds someone in b eed with her or she cant' knock otu. whaaaatever.

Goodnight fans, heiop your weekdend iz jsut as kickffsass as mine ist starting. Nowe wheres' taht red Tail I was swigginnn? hahaha!

It's not about your hard work, it's your smart work

I tell ya, it's tough when you're in a position where you got no one to go. Like a "go to guy" for all of those interesting situations life throws your way. And oh, the interesting and awkward predicament I've seen to place myself...

I wonder what people really strive for in life. What do people want? Not like instant gratification things, like a burger when you're hungry or a certain song when you're in the mood... I mean things that make you internally happy. Think of the awesomeness if you could read minds and give people what they wanted? It sounds like a position of weakness, but if you think about it, it'd be a position of strength. You'd give people their most solemn desire, and in turn, they'd be eternally grateful... right? For most people, they'd be eternally grateful anyways. There are those impossible people that can't be pleasured no matter what the cost, but who wants gratification for those cats anyways?

I know what I want, and I suppose you can't ever have what you want until you work for it. Which it doesn't mean working hard. I've taken that route... hard work gets you nothing but a pat on a back and a "atta boy". Or in my case, a "oh, you're too nice". So fuck working hard. That shit is for saps. I'd rather take it easy and just work smart for once. That's what people appreciate, or atleast admire I should say. Hard work just displays that you'll do anything for a little respect. But somewhere in that thinking, people don't want to respect the people that work hard. It's like "damn, I can get whatever I want out of this chump... I wonder what else I can get?". I just got sick of that nonsense and mind sight. Don't work hard my friends, change the dynamic and work smart. Watch how easy it is to get what you want.

Anyways, basketball is on. And I've got a long day of work tomorrow. I don't have plans this weekend, but we're going to make some maaaaaaaaaaaagic happen bitch. I'm stoked.

The Australian Pleasure 'Bot

This wasn't what I was expecting to post today. In fact, I was going more along the lines of a "vlog". But my camera isn't functioning. So, I made this instead... enjoy:



It's too late for a blog. But never too late for a stainless steel mustache ride apparently...

The Revival

Oh, Daddy's back.

It's like taking a step into your old high school 5 years removed and feeling like you own the place. But then you remember that feeling isn't really how much you "own" the place, but more like how sorry you are for ever coming back. Then you find some cute girl walking by and you pray that your in-state age laws fit the criteria you're looking for.

So here's what's up: I'm not going to do the normal sports coverage I used to do on this site. In fact, I'll only talk about stuff I want to talk about. So you can expect lots of Gators, Braves, Buccaneers, Magic... and I don't know. Whatever. I'll throw in some video games and definitely some stuff regarding my personal life. So More Credible is back on the internet, but not quite the same old song and dance. It's like I'm throwing out my old audience to bring in a new one. No window shoppers here.

This post is just sorta getting my feet wet. I'll have more interesting stuff to write about tomorrow. In fact, tomorrow I have a special surprise for you from my Myspace blog. Aren't you excited? Oh, I'm sure you are.

OFF THE DOME PIECE

I don't know if this video is old or not, but it's new to me. Own goals always kick ass, but doing it like this? This young man just opened a whole new meaning of the word "Jackass".

EPIC POST: MATCH.COM MONDAYS

The Cavs shooting guard would like you to read his profile...

But it remains to be seen if he's really looking for love?