Francesco Totti needs to shut up
AS Roma gave Manchester United a good game.
Well, not really, considering Man U. put up more goals than I've ever seen in a soccer game combined.
Perhaps AS Roma goalkeeper Alexander Doni was playing with two broken arms, that would be his best excuse for letting up a club-record 7 goals.
Was he playing hot potato with the ball? Maybe.
Was he doing a good job in the net today? Hell no.
But the story surrounded Roma skipper Francesco Totti, who was quoted last year saying:
"'I am not worried about what (Manchester United Manager) Alex Ferguson thinks of me as - as (Roma coach Luciano) Spalletti says - he will see for himself. I hope I will make him remember my name.' I don't like English football players and I dislike England because of the weather."
Whoa there badass. I don't think anyone on this Earth could take an Italian soccer player seriously, especially since their players are notorious for flopping more than a Joe Theismann telecast. Disliking England is another problem, considering the game was in England today.
"Totti said that he was expecting to be man-marked by United.
'So they are going to put me in a cage?' said the World Cup winner. 'The opponents always make a cage for me."
Hey, who said anything about putting you in a cage? I definitly don't want to see you in a cage. Unless that cage is a prison, which I would laugh my ass off to see you get pummeled by the second worst scum of the Earth, number 1 being you.
"Nothing will stop me from returning to Athens (for the UEFA Championship)"
Well Francesco, if you act quickly, I'm sure you could order some tickets to the final on StubHub or Ebay.
In other news today, Good Ole' Wayne scored a goal! A round of shots at the local bar!
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Damn right. Suck it Totti! No way to talk crap and then play terrible in England against an English club you had no respect for. Hey they won't stop you from returning to Athens to play for the UEFA Championship right? Oh wait. That dream was over in the first 20 minutes when united scored 3 times in less than 4 minutes.
Go Man U! Win that Champions league and give C. Ronaldo the fifa world player he deserves after how amazing he has been in the past year.
Totti < Rooney < C. Ronaldo
But to add to that list...
C. Ronaldo < FAT Ronaldo < Ronaldinho < HENRY
Well, unfortunately Francesco played with a leg injury. Yesterday it has been not a right night for him and Roma. However, he won a World Championship in 2006. Italy won 4 World Championships, how many World Championships did you win?
Totti did crap in the world cup because he was injured most of the tourney. And last time I recalled he won one world championship, not 4. Totti is trash, he is only heralded because he plays in the shitty serie a where defense and tackling are forbidden. If he brought his game to the premiership he would be a nobody.
The World Cup has nothing to do with the UEFA. Granted, I think that Italy's victory was a complete joke and Luca Toni was doing his impression of a wounded fawn the whole time, congratulations.
Totti = absolute muppet weasel. But then again how many Italian guys let alone Italian football players are not???
Totti actually rates up there on my ALL-TIME most overrated sportsperson list, holding rank with such other shit-kickers as Alex Rodriguez, Lance Armstrong and Ronaldo (the Fat, chipmunk one)
Sadly, Totti is the classic football "star" who makes a healthy living off what I like to call the pro-football one-in-ten theory. That being, most "star" players are absolute shit for 9 out of every ten games they play. In fact, equally as bad (or as good) as your average club player. Sadly, they seem to then have one game where they inexplicably do something good, and that keeps the media and the fans talking about how awesome they are for the next nine games when they are utter muppets, and the cycle repeats itself.
Thus rendering the football world full of arrogant, overpaid, cock-sucked-too-much assholes like Totti.
Hey, he's Italian.
As they say "shit happens". But Totti as a Muppet. Is that kinda like Jim Henson's Muppets?
That just gave me an idea.
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