Daunte Culpepper has an awesome life

So let's review Daunte's life up to this point:

Blessed by God having a huge body (6'4", 265)
Went to the University of Central Florida and guiding the then "Golden" Knights to a 9-2 record his Senior Year as one of the most highly-touted quarterbacks in the NCAA
Was drafted by the Minnesota Vikings in 1999 (1st Round, 11th overall)
In 2004, Culpepper passed for 4,717 yards and 39 touchdowns
In 2005, Culpepper was linked to the "Sex Boat Scandal" (and gave us an idea for one of the greatest shirts ever)

In 2006, Culpepper was traded to the Miami Dolphins, where he told the Dolphin's organization that he was "a multi-million dollar quarterback"
Culpepper started the season 1-3, throwing for 2 touchdowns and 3 interceptions, he was later replaced by this guy:


Oh, and very recently he was escorted off by security to leave the Dolphin's practice.

So how does one's life get more awesome? A car accident:

"I am fine," Culpepper said in an e-mail to The Associated Press on Thursday.

Culpepper said the vintage Chevrolet car he was driving was rear-ended by another motorist late Wednesday night on a South Florida highway. He said the top of his left hand was bruised and he got X-rays as a precaution.

"The real problem is that the guy damaged my 1975 convertible Caprice Classic," Culpepper said.

We all live in a material world, and Daunte is a material girl...

According to the Florida Highway Patrol, the accident happened at 10:13 p.m. on the Sawgrass Expressway. Culpepper told officers on the scene that he'd pulled over to the side of the rain-slicked road because he thought the car had a mechanical problem. He then pulled back onto the highway, telling officers he was using his emergency flashers.

Drive slow homie.

Wow, talk about some awesome luck. This will really do some wonders for his trade value. At this point, he might as well get his bags packed and get geared for NFL Europe.

Credit goes out to The Big Lead and The Offseason for pictures