BECAUSE NO ONE ACTUALLY WORKS AT WORK

More Credible Announces it's First Annual Blogger's Fantasy Football League.

Getting prepared for the upcoming season in July only shows how impatient and how uneasy our hearts are waiting for the first kickoff.

And although Fantasy Football is probably my second favorite fantasy (my first involving the Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders, a pack of strawberries, a set of golf clubs, and some roman candles), it's the only of the two that won't have me arrested or have my record riddled with restraining orders.

And what significance does this have to our loyal fanbase? You can enter too... (shit, can't believe I actually said that).

So, here's a few things that I need:

1. Your Yahoo! ID so I can review your past fantasy success/failure to deem you credible for the league.

2. A Name, Email Address, and something to show that you're interested in the league (you know, so it's full of competitive people, and not someone who is going to give up after finding out they have the last pick in the draft). It can be something as small as a Photoshop picture or a short paragraph but just to let you know, I don't like reading.

And that's it! The league settings go as follows:

Draft Type: Live Draft
Draft Order: Random
Draft Time: Sun Aug 26 10:30pm EDT
Scoring Type: Head-to-Head
Max Moves: No maximum
Max Trades: No maximum
Trade Reject Time: 2
Trade End Date: November 16, 2007
Trade Review: League Votes
Roster Positions: QB, WR, WR, WR, RB, RB, TE, K, DEF, BN, BN, BN, BN, BN, BN
Stat Categories: Passing Yards (20 yards per point)
Passing Touchdowns (6)
Interceptions (-2)
Rushing Yards (10 yards per point)
Rushing Touchdowns (6)
Reception Yards (10 yards per point)
Reception Touchdowns (6)
Return Touchdowns (6)
2-Point Conversions (2)
Fumbles Lost (-2)
Offensive Fumble Return TD (6)
Field Goals 0-19 Yards (3)
Field Goals 20-29 Yards (3)
Field Goals 30-39 Yards (3)
Field Goals 40-49 Yards (4)
Field Goals 50+ Yards (5)
Point After Attempt Made (1)
Sack (1)
Interception (2)
Fumble Recovery (2)
Touchdown (6)
Safety (2)
Block Kick (2)
Points Allowed 0 points (10)
Points Allowed 1-6 points (7)
Points Allowed 7-13 points (4)
Points Allowed 14-20 points (1)
Points Allowed 21-27 points (0)
Points Allowed 28-34 points (-1)
Points Allowed 35+ points (-4)
Fractional Points: No
Negative Points: Yes

How many teams will be in the league?
Most likely twelve.

How much to play?
FREE!

Is there a prize for the winner?
Absolutely, and trust me, it's a pretty nice prize for a free league. And it's not going to be a gag gift.

What will happen if I draft Brady Quinn?
You will be laughed at by the league, harassed, and sodomized for your ignorance. MUAHAHAHAHA!

So send in those submissions peeps, we want to fill this baby up quick.