Does Whatever a Soccer Spider Dude Does

Everyone, please meet Pablo Salinas, my new definition of "hard-ass":

Pablo Salinas was sent off for a Spiderman goal celebration after scoring for The Strongest in their 2-0 derby win over Bolivar on Sunday.

Salinas scored the second in the 73rd minute after a one-two with Pablo Escobar.

He celebrated by pulling a Spiderman mask from his shorts and putting it on his head but the gesture earned him a second yellow card and he was sent off.

Apparently, this celebration is often in soccer. So whatever cat pulled it off as the original scores a hat trick in bed, I do say. Peter Crouch's "Robo-Crouch" is always a winner, Ronaldinho's dance is solid, and Rooney's "Pork your Mother on the pitch and call her an indecent young lass" is soon to be my favorite (you know, if he can ever get back on the pitch again).

Enjoy: