BLAKE MITCHELL MAKES ME WET

God, I can't express how much I love this guy. Blake Mitchell is such a man. Last season, if you can go back that far, Blake was suspended for getting into a fight with a bouncer in a local club in Columbia. Why the confrontation? Well, because Blake was trying to get some underaged poonanie into the club. What's the big deal? Underaged ass is easier and less dramatic usually. Because they don't care if you never call them back... they're just happy they boinked a quarterback.

I digress... you know, there were a few "do you know who I am?" questions, as if everyone in South Carolina... nay... the nation is supposed to grovel to whoever the quarterback is for the lesser known USC.

Well, now, Blake is posing his force upon his professors, because he's starting to miss classes:

The tradition of bon vivant quarterbacks at South Carolina continues: Blake Mitchell, d-d-d-d-dancin’ fool, has been suspended for the opener at Louisiana-Lafayette for missing an excessive number of classes during summer session in Columbia.

C'mon, you can't drink/dance/fornicate in class, there's a reason he's skipping out. College is supposed to be the greatest four five seven(?) years of your life. Class is just wasted time. It's all about trips to the bar and football for me. That's the way we do "school" in the Southeastern Conference.

(Via Everyday Should Be Saturday)