I know that cars are a common thing to lose, and black Lamborghini's are probably the most common of all, so it's no surprise that Lance Briggs "misplaced" his Black 2007 Roadster:
A damaged black Lamborghini registered to Chicago Bears linebacker Lance Briggs was found abandoned early Monday alongside the Edens Expressway on the city's North Side, authorities said.
Illinois State Police officials said the 2007 Roadster was discovered around 3:15 a.m. on northbound I-94 near the Devon Avenue exit. It had crashed into a light pole. "(The) registration comes back to Lance Briggs, however we don't know who was driving the car at the time," Master Sgt. Kyron St. Clair said.
The vehicle, which has a Kelley Blue Book value of more than $350,000, had not been reported stolen, he said.
Yeah, nothing about this sounds completely suspicious at all. A $350,000 vehicle is just chillin'
Normally, this is just me, but if I had a vehicle like that in my driveway... I wouldn't let it leave my sights. I guess Lance Briggs has like, seven of them, so that one probably wasn't that important anyways. Maybe he was playing "3AM Bumper Cars" with it and figured it was worthless after the first crash.