Vernon Davis is Funny

So unless you don't like watching football that means something (like watching pre-season football over College kickoff), you probably missed out on the San Diego Chargers vs. the San Francisco 49ers. The Chargers ended up winning 16-13, but that's not the part I cared about:

Niners tight end Vernon Davis was booed late in the first quarter when he mockingly did the spasmodic "Lights Out" dance, the signature move of Chargers outside linebacker Shawne Merriman, who had an NFL-high 17 sacks last year.

Damn it do I wish I saw that. Nothing puts more joy in my face than seeing someone mock the completely 'roided Shawn Merriman. That dance isn't cool at all either, it just looks like he's overdosing on some chunky baking powder. Every time he starts doing it, I wish someone would drive a cruise ship into him.

His dance should should be more like a "spasmodic" version of him injecting a needle into his ass.