AP(G-String) Wire!

AP(G-String) Wire is my version of the AP Wire... blogosphere style. It'll be posted whenever I feel like posting it. It just gives me another excuse to post a picture of hot chicks without thinking about what I'm writing. Today's G-String Wire Girl is Laura, (NSFW).

Whoopi's gone Haywire (Our Book of Scrap)
-Okay, I knew that dreadlocks spiked your brain eventually but who knew that someone could support Michael Vick? I understand stuff about being "cultured" and not knowing right from wrong, but just because you're from the South, doesn't mean it's okay to be a dumbass. Like myself. So what if I fit the stereotypes?

The Great World of Beards and Mustaches (Blog of Hilarity)
-"All great men have mustaches", and although I won't deny that... what's Brett Favre's 5 o'clock shadow make him?

The Best College Nicknames of All Time (Five Tool Tool)
-Finally, someone who really understands how much thought and effort goes into a nickname. Plus, I've found someone who digs Anchorman quotes as much as I. Keep living the dream Dr. Kenneth Noisewater, you were always my favorite testicle.

Michigan Fans are writing some sweet love letters to Lloyd Carr (Sons of Sam Malone)
-Luckily, I'm not suicide watch. Nor do I have a band of brothers going down with me. By the way, welcome back Dustyn. Hope you enjoyed the vacay. Now prepare to have that write up of me on your blog in two weeks and pay me my $10 compadre!

The Master of Numbers looks into Fox's help to Sports Ratings (Vegas Watch)
-Give this man a spreadsheet, Excel, and a calculator and I'm sure he'll be able to solve the quadratic formula.

I love guys "hitting hard" (With Malice...)
-Did that come out kinda gay? It did? Shit. Atleast the video makes me feel masculine all over.

Want to be in a gang? (Introducing Liston...)
-I'm pretty sure I can handle all of the "wall leans" but I am going to have to work on my roller skating ability. I haven't done that shit since high school. By the way, Liston's got a great blog, and a very interesting personaility. You can check him out...

...here with his interview (Pyle of List)
-I am totally in on this posse if I can get one of those candy necklaces. That stuff was boss back in Middle School.

If the title doesn't do anything for you, I don't know what will... (100% Injury Rate)
-I laughed, I cried, I was inspired to do it myself!

The Top 10 NFL Bets for 2008... you just can't bet on (Epic Carnival, via DMtshooter from Five Tool Tool)
-Not listed is the "chances Gould is going to streak across the field with the 'Golden Casino.com' Logo on his back". I would TOTALLY do that shit for $100,000.