David Boston. Illegal Substances. Surprise.
Forensics are a mother fucker aren't they?
Pictured here signing autographs instead of bench pressing wild water buffalo is Tampa Bay receiver David Boston, who last month was arrested for DUI. He's probably screaming some profanities right now because somebody found an illegal substance in his urine:
Boston was arrested on charges of driving under the influence on August 23 in Pinellas Park. Police found Boston passed out behind the wheel of his Range Rover with the engine still running. Police conducted a field sobriety test at the scene and determined that Boston had been driving under the influence of alcohol or a controlled substance, according to the report. A subsequent breath test came back negative for alcohol, and Boston also was required to submit to a urine test.
The results came back and the Tribune reported that Boston had at least one illegal substance in his urine.
Fuckin' cops. Can't they stay out of anyone's business? Why don't they do something important like shoot people or protect our prostitutes like they're supposed to?
God. Can't this guy ever stay clean? And why does he feel the need to constantly bulk up? He looks like my house with legs attached. The only difference is my house doesn't piss testosterone.
Or get arrested for DUI.
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4 comments:
Didn't Boston once make the injury list because his nipple piercings became infected? My memory may be faulty but it's ringing a bell with me.
If that's true, that is the greatest injury of all time.
Better than that guy who sneezed and pulled a muscle in his back.
That was Sammy Sosa who sneezed and threw his back out.
What a pussy.
At least Joe Zumaya was doing something fun when he injured himself (playing Guitar Hero).
Professional athletes getting hurt is starting to become funny.
Am I going to hell?
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