RONALDINHO ROCKS THE PARTY

The management for Barcelona is pretty pissed off right now, because their highest paid player is enjoying the night life... a little too much. Athletes. Partys. Surprises? Only if you've been living in a cave:

Ronaldinho's love of the good life was the target of criticism by the media here Sunday after he missed Saturday's win over Sevilla. "Attention Ronnie" was the headline in the La Vanguardia, with the catalan daily recalling the fates of the late George Best and Paul Gascoigne who were unable to resist "the easy life" and a drink. The paper revealed on Friday that the Brazil striker, below par since the start of the season, had been seen in a night club until the early hours two days before Barcelona's mediocre goalless draw with Osasuna. "It's regrettable that a great player loses himself because of his personal life," the daily commented.

Well yeah, duuuuuuuh, you always pre-game before the big game. It's Osasuna, I could barely pronounce it... much less respect them as a club team. You'd think a guy that's won two Spanish league titles and a Champions title for a club would get a little slack for having a drink or two and getting some strange ass.

Which is what I approve by the way. Strange ass. I suggest it for everyone. Next oppurtunity you get to hook up with a stranger, take it.

Just wrap your junk and don't get crunk, or else you'll be unable to hump.