NFL WANTS YOUR MONEYZ PEOPLE

Hope you guys (and sexy gals) enjoyed getting blacked out last night from the Cowboys vs. Packers game last night. If you weren't aware, it was on NFL Network, which meant you had to buy the network to view the best NFC game you were going to get all year. But that's like, totally cool and stuff because you don't deserve to watch the NFL if you're poor. I'm lucky I'm rich and that's not a problem for me. You common folk just have to rely on highlights on Sportscenter and my recap:

Tony Romo had the guns slingin', throwing four touchdowns (One to Owens, who later enjoyed a cup of popcorn to the face), to lead the 'Boys over his idol and the Pack 37-27. In the second quarter, Favre took a helmet to the elbow, knocking him out of the game and brought any of my fantasy football dreams to a screeching halt. He was replaced by Aaron Rodgers, who wasn't as shitty as you would anticipate. He threw for 201 yards and a score, and completing just shy of 70% of his passes. Ryan Grant had two scores and 94 yards rushing, bringing the politely asked question "WHY THE FUCK DOESN'T GREEN BAY RUN THE BALL MORE"?

The win moves the Dallas Cowboys into first place in the NFC, in control of their own destiny for home field throughout the playoffs. Check Jerry Jones' pants, they've got to be soaked by now. That's okay, he can afford having 50 orphans make another pair for him by hand.