THAT DAMN JACKET...

The Coma induced Giant, Kentucky basketball, finally got their shit together for two full halves. They took down the third ranked Tennessee Volunteers at Rupp, 72-66. Stud freshman Patrick Patterson led the way for Big Blue, scoring 20 points (shooting 6-11), 8 rebounds, and 3 blocks. Tennessee's Chris Lofton led all scorers with 22 points on 50% shooting and two ugly parents. His dad looked like a giant orange bowling ball in the stands. And his mouth was constantly chewing on something... like uhh, his self-respect?

I guess this is national news because Kentucky basketball fans are so devoted to their team, to not have something like this happen for them would officially put them on suicide watch (they're still under .500, 8-9). It was their second ranked team from the state of Tennessee. Get them to schedule #1 ranked Memphis, and it'd be a fucking party in Lexington.

Bruce Pearl's wardrobe is a downright eyesore. When he sports the creamsicle blazer, is it supposed to represent "formal hunting" night in Knoxville? I didn't think people from Tennessee could be formal. Not unless it was a hot date... with their cousin.