'YOU JUST GOT ELI-ED'

It's over. It's fucking over. After last night's Super Bowl, that adage "that's why they play the game" will forever be chiseled into my brain. Chiseled like the label "complete douschebag" when I think of Jeremy Shockey, Rodney Harrison, Antonio Pierce, or Bill Belichick. Basically, I didn't like anyone from the Super Bowl, but I won't lie, I was completely entertained.

I want you to think about this: ELI MANNING IS A SUPER BOWL CHAMPION. Eli. Fucking. Manning. The guy has a face that only an estranged mother could love. The guy that during the regular season had a right arm dubbed "I.N.T. CANNON". But I'm not going to hate on Eli. That was my thought process before the NFC Championship game in Green Bay. But then there's what I've been shown tonight, that Eli Manning is truly a great quarterback. He follows his brother, the year after he won his first, and made a name for himself. Kick-ass stuff, just like a kilo of blow sitting on your doorstep.

Now with that said, time to sit back and laugh at the Patriot fans that slurped the "Perfect team" all season long. The team that was getting books pre-written about that Perfect season, that never happened. The same team that was getting a clothing line about them titled "Perfectville". I love it.

Simply fucking nuts. There's no other way to describe it.