Tade nit intoci cated

TIts nice to comce back home t o someone elses housex after a long night off drinkin at club s out of town. Im ovash at some girtls house I met abotu 4 horus ago be cause she was dtoo durnk to dirve home.

but the seceret is... shhhhhhhhhhh so am iQ! tdont tell the cops though. tehy are are bunch fo assholes theopse dudes. I mean honestley, cant a guy enjyo a bottle of win e on the car ride home in the back of the car. Ido nt drivk and drive. thats stupid stuff. Im confessing right now, red wine is teh sheeeeeeeeeit. I wopuld dirn k this stuff more often if its werent's so bad and messed up my sentences. GOd I lover cutting loose. not hign like spakring som ee electricy dnacing with tother peopel. IT's like creating ophysical chemeistry bu t with clothes on. NOthing matters whsats going on around you justr as long sas you got your hips lockedd rigthgt?

That's how I think anyuwas. What a fucking awesomr night. Just eabout having fun with new peoeple. Anywas i should get soem sleep, this cichk is pestering me that she eneeds someone in b eed with her or she cant' knock otu. whaaaatever.

Goodnight fans, heiop your weekdend iz jsut as kickffsass as mine ist starting. Nowe wheres' taht red Tail I was swigginnn? hahaha!